i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like
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One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”
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258912 Listening to music through new headphones after listening through old shitty ones
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85470 when you try to move a fly away with your hand and it’s too slow and you end up TOUCHING I T
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23806 i’m going to start a new religion and it’s going to be doing this every sunday for 5 hours
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Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989
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